Who Wouldn’t Wanna Be Me? An Ode to My Vacation

I got some money in my pocket
I can fit in my jeans
I had five lbs. and I lost it
And it won’t get back to me

Mama, sing me a song?
Mama, sing me a song?

‘Cause I’m snugglin’ with my Daisy
And the sun is shinin’
This bed keeps lyin’
In the prettiest bedroom
From Columbia to Tennessee
And I got this dog I love beside me
My work week behind me
I’m alive and I’m free
Who wouldn’t want to be me?

Now my surround sound is a strummin’
Around my living room
Its stompin’ out a rhythm
And singin’ to me, “BOOM BOOM!”

Your song does not amuse me.
Your song does not amuse me.

Book pages are turnin’
I slept real late this mornin’
In the prettiest bedroom
From Columbia to Tennessee
And I got this cat I love beside me
Carpet shampooing behind me
My house is clean and dirt free
Who wouldn’t want to be me?

Walked ten miles a pinin’
On this treadmill that’s windin’
With cutest cats a fightin’
From Columbia to Tennessee
I got the ones I love beside me
My troubles behind me
I’m alive and I’m free
Who wouldn’t want to be me?

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