That’s Not How I Want the Laundry Done

Mama says I am allowed to chew on this.
Mama says I am allowed to chew on this.  But not on underwear.  I have a rough life.

Adding to my list of “Things I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say”…

“Are you a thirsty boy?  Well, eating underwear will do that to you.”

This gem was preceded by, “No no no!  You can’t eat underwear!  It simply isn’t done in polite society.”

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