That’s Not How I Want the Laundry Done

Adding to my list of “Things I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say”… “Are you a thirsty boy?  Well, eating underwear will do that to you.” This gem was preceded by, “No no no!  You can’t eat underwear!  It simply isn’t done in polite society.”

Eat Dirt

Adding to my list of things I never thought I’d hear myself say… “I adore you so.  Even if you do eat dirt and then puke it up.” I do adore her so.  And she does eat dirt and puke it up.  And I continue to love her.  I’d like to find a person I…

Things I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say

I’ve decided this needs to be another regular feature on my blog, because it happens so often.  Today’s thing I never thought I’d hear myself say: “No, Honey.  You can’t take Mommy’s underwear outside.”