No, my first name ain’t “baby.” It’s Janet. Jannette if you work for Starbucks. Actually, it’s jannette, with a little “j.”
Do they teach this skill in barista school? I think it must be one of the first things they learn. Maybe the class is called “Spelling is Hard. Let’s Make It Harder.” You have to pass it before you can move on to “Foreign Words Used Strictly to Make Sizes Confusing.”
Assignment One
Spell the word for this animal:
The correct answer is K-H-A-P-T-T (the “P” is silent. Obviously).
Hahahaha! I hope you liked your coffee, jannette!